Fun Badges

These are just samples of what we have done.  Custom fun badges, buttons and magnets are available. This list is not all-inclusive.  You can come up with your own special sayings.

Chocolate
Chocolate – a religious experience
I love chocolate
Chocolate lover
Chocolate fixes everything
Save the earth, it is the only planet with chocolate
Dip me in chocolate and call me dessert
Chocolate makes my clothes shrink.
If there’s no chocolate in heaven, I’m not going.

Age
Aged to perfection
This is what aging gracefully looks like
Fifty and fabulous
Contents may have settled during aging
50 is the new 30.
Act old later
I’m having a senior moment
I make 50 (60, 70…) look good
I came into this room for a reason
You call them grey hairs. I call them stress highlights.
Probably too old to be doing this
You’re never too old to do GOOFY stuff.
Better living through denial
Happy Anniversary
Happy Birthday
This is as old as I have ever been.
When I was your age, Pluto was a planet.
I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands.
Slightly used, but in good condition.
Been there – done that
How the hell did I get this old?
In dog years I’m dead.

Misc.
Can’t scare me I’m a (mom, dad, teacher…)
I know Karate and several other dangerous words.
I’m not a packrat – I’m a collector
I don’t have to be good – I’m cute!
Smart and pretty
Life is all about how you handle Plan B
When life gets too hard to stand–kneel
Prayers go up. Blessings come down.
But it’s dry heat
I love Tucson (San Diego, London…)
Ya’ think?
Vertically challenged
I do my own stunts
5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions
Smartest person in the room
Dangerously overeducated
Wake me when I win the lottery
I’d rather be in London (at the beach…)
Save the earth, it is the only one with chocolate (football,
diamonds…)
Sometimes I amaze myself
Native … (city – Tucson, Chicago, Cleveland, etc)
I love … (city, business, whatever)
I need some (golf, grandchild, etc) time.
I’m Irish (Italian, etc)
Earth without ART is just EH
I’m not weird, I’m artsy
I do gravity checks
I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition
Poop happens
Change is good…you go first
Guest of the world

Drinking
Wine (Beer) is proof that God loves us
Winestein – wine genius
Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy.
You had me at Merlot (chardonnay, pinot…)
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.
When in doubt, add more wine.
Age improves with wine (beer)
Wineaux – a wine lover who uses a glass
Wine Security
Does wine count as a serving of fruit?
I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
Good food. Good wine. Good Friends. 2 out of 3 ain’t
bad.
Drinks well with others.
A meal without wine (beer) is call breakfast.
The fountain of youth looks like a bottle of wine (beer).

Retirement/Work
Retired – living the good life
Think outside the 
I don’t work here – I’m a consultant
Love my job
Been there, done that
Still young enough to know everything
I older I get the better I was
Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.
Somebody must have died from hard work
Senior moment
My mind is like a steel whatchacallit
Not paid enough to be nice to you
Good morning – let the stress begin
Good morning is an oxymoron
Deadlines amuse me
It’s my day to watch you
When all else, fails, manipulate the data
Me boss, you not
Team Effort – a lot of people doing what I say
No is a complete sentence
Of course I don’t look busy, I did it right the first time.
A messy desk is a sign of genius.
I’m the boss…my wife said I could be
The legend has retired
I’m retired and you’re not… na na na
I barely survived yesterday, and it’s already today.
Multi-tasking: Screwing up several things at once
Real women drive trucks (drink beer….)
The man—the myth—the legend.
Work with me people.
High Performance
Duct tape specialist
You can never have too many tools
Trust me. I do this all the time.
You are looking at a legend
Same shirt, different day
My back goes out more than I do
Don’t let me volunteer again
Traveling 33 rpm in an ipod world
The boss likes me best
Everyone be calm…I’m a doctor (lawyer, veterinarian…)
My password is the last 4 digits of π
If it weren’t for last minute, I wouldn’t get anything done
Dangerously over-educated

Animals
In dog years, I’m dead
Dogs laugh with their tails
Happiness is a cuddly kitten
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Be PAWSITIVE!
Riding is the art of keeping the horse between you and
the ground.
Horse lovers are stable people
I’m so busy I don’t know if I found a rope or lost my
horse.
Smooch your pooch
The head of the horse is the one with the tail.
My dog is NOT spoiled. I’m just well-trained.
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
Life is about playing with your dog.
I kiss my dog (cat, etc) on the lips.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
A dog comes when they are called. A cat takes a
message and gets back to you later.
Dog (cat, etc) lover since forever.
Shed Happens.
Talk to the paw.
Life without dogs (cats) – impossible!
In dog beers, I’ve only had one
Walk (run…) with a friend
Don’t let a dog watch your food
The dog (cat, bird, horse…) likes me bes

Holiday
Somebunny loves you
Hoppy Easter
You’re some”bunny” special.
Who needs the east bunny—I’ve got Grandma.
Jesus is the reason for the season
Happy Everything
I believe in angels
Define GOOD.
Dear Santa – I can explain
Santa – I’ll be better next year
Santa …I want it all
Santa – define good
Santa’s Helper
Happy Hanukkah
One more fa-la-la-la-la and you’re out of here!
My grandchildren light up Christmas.
If you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear.
Merry Christmas, Y’all
Grandpa Claus
Christmas calories don’t count.
I’ll be better next year.
I believe in Santa
Santa, I’ve been good
Be naughty, save Santa a trip
I’m easy to buy for – I want it all
I don’t have to be good, I’m cute!
Three wise men…are you serious?
All I want for Christmas is January
Merry Christmas
Who needs Santa – I’ve got Grandma

Magnets
Cherish today, dream tomorrow, live today.
Friends are the family one finds along the way
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly
We may not have it all together – but together we have it all
Live simply, laugh often, love deeply.
Live well. Love much. Laugh often.
In moments of joy, all of us wish we had a tail to wag
To teach is to touch a life forever
Many have eaten here – few have died
Sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
FRIENDS are God’s way of apologizing for your relatives.
Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never
regret anything that made you smile.
Four stages of Life: You believe in Santa Claus. You don’t believe in Santa Claus. You are Santa Claus.
You look like Santa Claus.
My goal in life is to be the person who is as good as my dog already thinks I am.
If you are grouchy, irritable or just plain mean, there will be a $50 charge for putting up with you.
If you are what you eat, I want to be chocolate cake and champagne.
For better or worse…but never for granted.
I didn’t say it was your fault—I said I was going to blame you.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
If you can’t be a good example—then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.
Drink wine (beer) – Live longer. Remember less.
I can only be nice to one person today. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.
The hardest years in your life are those between 10 & 70.
We’ve been through a lot together and most of it was your fault!
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.
Heaven is the place where all the dogs (cats, etc) you’ve loved come to greet you.
There is no right way to do the wrong thing.
We are born naked, wet and hungry…then things get worse.
I used to think drinking was bad for me…so I gave up thinking.
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.
Unattended children will be given expresso and a free puppy.
You don’t have to be crazy to work here. We’ll train you!
You never see a Harley parked in front of a psychiatrists’ office.
What if you get scared half-to-death twice?!
There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither works.
Life is like good wine–best taken with friends.
Good friends are like Angels. You don’t have to see them to know that they are there.
When God made dogs (cats, horses), he just sat down and smiled.
The last day for complaints was yesterday.
Cherish yesterday. Dream Tomorrow. Live Today.
If doesn’t matter where you go in life..it’s who you have beside you.
When in charge DELEGATE. When in double MUMBLE.
If friends were flowers, I’d pick you.
WELCOME – Leave your worries at the door.